If you want your content written well and delivered on time—you’ve come to the right place.
I’ve written articles for the Japan Times and Make a Living Writing, among others.
My work also includes copywriting for print and web, including case studies, white papers, sales pages, advertisements, newsletters, email marketing, company histories, mission statements, product descriptions, process descriptions, blog posts, and more.
“With an array of high-tech, hands-free options to pamper your posterior, the Washlet is a modern wonder. Popular features include the aqua jet ass blaster, the bunghole blow dry, and (just for you ladies) a specially angled cleaning spray for your cave of wonders.”
This campaign was primarily to let our local Portland clients know that we’d be at the Gathering of the Guilds as part of the Creative Metal Art’s Guild contingent.
The tricky part with this design was that I wanted to have a blog which was stylistically similar—yet thematically different—from the main site.
“I have long suspected that within every American heart there lurks a latent hooligan cowboy, but nowhere does he strut his spurs more gallantly than in the darkened recesses of the portajon.”
The difficulty with any artist’s statement lies in using enough technical details and art vernacular to accurately describe the artist’s oeuvre without bogging everything down into a boring slough of senseless jargon.
Probably the most interesting thing about this campaign was that we chose to promote a one-of-a-kind piece instead of simply advertising a general sale.