“With the clock ticking, I put down my writerly scalpel, picked up my editorial chainsaw, and made like Leatherface on my beloved wordsmithery.”
Tag: Humor
BiLLY BoY Enterprises – Blog Post “Toilet Tour II”
“With an array of high-tech, hands-free options to pamper your posterior, the Washlet is a modern wonder. Popular features include the aqua jet ass blaster, the bunghole blow dry, and (just for you ladies) a specially angled cleaning spray for your cave of wonders.”
BiLLY BoY Enterprises – Blog Post “Toilet Tour I”
“I have long suspected that within every American heart there lurks a latent hooligan cowboy, but nowhere does he strut his spurs more gallantly than in the darkened recesses of the portajon.”
Ten Thousand Shrines – Website and Blog
“Japan is a place both modern and ancient, and one need only visit a shrine or hear the tolling of a temple bell from a bustling city street to fall in love with its poetic beauty.”
Achira Iko! – Online Travelogue
“We watched in silence, our hands held tightly together. Drifting between dream, and dream…”