“With an array of high-tech, hands-free options to pamper your posterior, the Washlet is a modern wonder. Popular features include the aqua jet ass blaster, the bunghole blow dry, and (just for you ladies) a specially angled cleaning spray for your cave of wonders.”

Client: BiLLY BoY Enterprises is the creative division of WGA Architecture. Their blog focuses on the intersection of culture and design.

Project Description: Follow up on my popular Toilet Tour post for the BiLLY BoY Blog with a second foray into the wild world of exotic commodes.

A Quote

“With an array of high-tech, hands-free options to pamper your posterior, the Washlet is a modern wonder. Popular features include the aqua jet ass blaster, the bunghole blow dry, and (just for you ladies) a specially angled cleaning spray for your cave of wonders.”

The Inside Scoop

This piece was actually comprised of material I cut from the initial draft of the Toilet Tour post I wrote for the BiLLY BoY Blog.

The original draft of the now infamous Toilet Tour came out at double the word length, so I chopped it in half and pitched it as a series to my editor at the BiLLY BoY Blog (you can checkout part one here).

As an added bonus, I went on to pitch a piece to makealivingwriting.com explaining this tactic of reducing overlong drafts to multiple, publishable pieces. Click here to see that article.

My Favorite Part

Probably the tandem toilet—so awkward…

See the results:
Toilet Tour II